why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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