Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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