All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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