im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
