no, he came in my armpit
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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