i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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