dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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