You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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