She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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