I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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