I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
