My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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