I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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