Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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