You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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