When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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