erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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