turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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