I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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