She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So squirting runs in the family.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Help. Why am I so naked?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
