I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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