so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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