I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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