Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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