"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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