I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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