I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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