I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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