i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He did a backflip because drugs
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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