Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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