Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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