So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize