Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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