eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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