Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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