I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's rum buckets o'clock
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
