ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize
