We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
