He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Randomize
