YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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