i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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