i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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