I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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