He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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