Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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