return my video game
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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