all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Randomize