I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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