and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Randomize
