If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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