Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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