Umm I'm too high to move.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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