But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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