Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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