she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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