i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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